Laura: I don't want to ever get married, mama.
Me: Ok, you can live with me forever.
Laura: What if you're dead?
Me: Well, I guess I just won't ever die.
Laura: (after a moment) What if you're really old?
Me: Well, you can just change my old people diapers.
Laura: Ew.
Me: I changed your diapers, I think it's only fair that you change mine.
Laura: No way, I will never do that.
Me: Guess the whole deal's off, then.
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