Do not be deceived by this sweet mouthful of new teeth. He is a category five destructo-hurricane. I have the pictures to prove it, and I'm telling you, they cover about fifteen minutes tops.
yes, those are my chairs permanently stacked on the table. He pulls them over in two seconds flat, and he has a bruise on his forehead to show for it.
Yes, the blue light means he has started the copier in my husband's office.
Me: Honey, don't you think we should put the copier up higher?
Him: No dear, that would actually make sense with a baby around (okay, he didn't really say that).
More things to pull off shelves in Daddy's office
(it's a hundred year-old house. doesn't really have typical entryways
like most houses, so baby gates are not possible)